D Grt CWG Mess!

Well Finally I m Writing  my 1st official post n feeling glad dat i have Chosen the great commonWEALTH mess which is the talking point of every Nukkad in India right now! Every where pick any news paper or flip any channel one and only talking point is CWG!. So here are my views:

    7 years back when New Delhi was chosen to host Commonwealth games the whole country went in celebration as if we have won a Bid for olympics! but still in our cricket crazy and Dont give a damn 2 other sports nation it was a mean achievment!  and as child(I was 11 at that time!) felt Kicked Visualising a dream was coming true n the way Our Honorble CM was Screaming that  Delhi will be World Class, Everything will be changed..blah..blah and i m sorry 2 say except some Develpment! its has reamined blah..blah!

 Then after 2 Years the Organisnig Comittee(OC) was formed and as you say due to  our demons from our past life a moron named Suresh CALAMITY was chosen as its chairman..and as you see in  Left he took dis oppoinity with his Both HANDS! and after galloping thousands of CRORES still his hands are like this and saying

                      

                         YE HATH MANGE MORE

    The CommonWEALTH

What started as thing of excitement and ecstasy it has now become a feared Soon to be Disaster . i dont need to tell you how much time has left and whats the Progress coz our awesome and never TRP ridden News Channels have already made it a daily dose of their Programming! Even the great Acharya Indu  Prakash,on INDIA  TV is saying there is a Kaala Jaadu on CWG! Phew! i m proud of India TV.


  But the main Point is that the hard Earned money of Taxpayers is going in Gutter and in pockets of Morons of IOA.. Thank god i dont pay taxes yet! Well i dont want to tell facts and Figures of the great expenditure but if some 1 interstd can read below-
  India's bid document for the Commonwealth Games in 2003 estimated the cost of hosting the event at Rs 1,899 crore.  Nw sample This the estimates now range from an official figure of Rs 10,000 crore to independent experts at an astounding Rs 30,000 crore. Dat is 1575 % more than projected when we won the Bid! WTFF!! Even the Inflation a gift of SHARAD PAWAR which is hurting Indians most has not increased 2 dat much level!

Nw  Questions arises . How did Cost shot up so much? Where did the money Gone? How will Games be Salvaged n Blah..blah!!  Endless questions but with apologies no answer

No doubt delhi has changed a lot in recent years! Swanky flyovers, Delhi Metro and improved transport system. if u guyz remember Living in West Delhi and going to Cp was a nightmare but now its just a Metro away!. Still Lot has to be done! Stadiums Are in a royal mess .. Last week went 2 CP n looking at its amount of Digging seems some new city is coming up der!  Whole Delhi is Dug up and is  in a Debris mess and everytime we see a debris or a Digging site, we see only 1 line n dat is-

                                CONSTRUCTION GOING ON FOR CWG-2010!

Well i dont think aftr being stuck in Endless Jams  and seeing above Line any Sporting Feeling Arouses in people! Games are a symbol Of Sporting pride n Joyness but are we seeing any Joy in it? Whole games have been surrounded by Loads of  negativity.

 The one n nly CALAMITY On DELHI-SURESH कलमाड़ी

PIC Courtesy-TOI Delhi

Well  what can be said about the current Most hated figure of Delhi! If Chetan bhagat Wrote 3 Mistakes of my life Calamity has already Done 60 MISTAKES OF HIS LYF ! He dont even know  how 2 play any sport n has been Stuck with Indian Olympic Assocaition (IOA) from the past 28 years as Mika Stuck 2 Rakhi Sawants lips!

Goverments go, olympics go, even all ppl change but u have a bearded moron Smiling in IOA office as it is his ancestral property! Out of 1.2 billion ppl of India dis asshole has been entrusted 2 head CWG OC(Organsing Corruption) and doing exactly what its name suggests. He runs on a tread mill for which Rent is 9.75 lakhs, Uses a Umbrella worth of 7000! Whooho! After Seeing Dis LALIT MODI looks Like a Innoncent child!

                                      CALAMITY KI JAI HO!

And how 2 forget our Sports minister M,S Gill saying  "ONCE BARAAT ARRIVES EVERYTHING WILL BE IN PALCE"!!! I have a 1 word fr it.WOW!! Can we expect more stupidity Mr Gill?

Coming back 2 Calamity now he has been crying hoarse -I dint knew anythn .Not ma mistake! Cummon calamity d Rs 30000 crore  sucker!! Give a good answer. and as MR jhunjhunwala correctly Terms him as Sure-Shit-Kalmadi!!  He deserves it.

THE AWESOME MEDIA OF INDIA

 Well what can i say about our awesome TRP hungry News Channels . U Flip  remote as many times u can but on every channel you will see one thing in common- Bashing Of Games n His Great ness CALAMITY! Were they sleeping from past 3 years that suddenly just before 2 Months they hv been given a awakening injection and now  they are doing their So called investigations! The little left image has been tarnished so badly in World that now any Council in their dreams will not  take a risk by giving hosting rights to India!  Every Day a new Scam Comes up but the Big Question is How Suddenly evrythng is cropping up?  Why nt before? Dis answers can only  be given by Sahu maharaj of INDIA TV...

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FINAL WORD

There's a popular Indian word, jugaad Loosely translated, it means improvisations and band-aid solutions that show native inventiveness born out a culture of scarcity and survival. jugaad is  very much an Indian obsession, Here Everything is done by jugaad and as the frantic, embarrassing, shameful last-minute rush goes  to salvage the 2010 Commonwealth Games from disaster .\
 Games vl some how happen , we will win some medals by competing against likes OF Honduras, St nevils and East timor.etc and after that News channels will forget evrything and SHITTY CALAMITY vl be happily realxing his Butt in IOA office! coz Dis is India where evrtyhng is CONSTANT and Forgotten especially Shits like KALAMDI!! 
Now winding up Hoping as a true Indian that we stage succesful games despite likes Of Calamity..


till den
Cheers :)
JATIN PANCHHI aka JATIN JP